Lyrics

Christmas Moon

I see the moon
It's a perfect circle
Night is so peaceful
Night is so peaceful

I see the moon
Right above the trees
I hear him coming
I can hear him coming

Chorus:
Thank you moon,
For letting me see this
Thank you moon,
You never disappoint
Thank you moon,
For showing this to me
Thank you moon,
On this Christmas Eve

Looking at the sky
Something crossed my eye
Fying, floating
I know the reason why

All of a sudden
Something breaks the circle
4 legs, 8 legs,
32 legs

Chorus

This is all I need to know
And calling me, I hear my bed
I could stay awake to meet him
But, I think I'll sleep instead

Thank you moon,
For letting me see this
Thank you moon,
You never disappoint
Thank you moon,
For showing this to me
Good night moon
From my balcony

Dream Big

I don't want to think about
That time that I, gave in to doubt
I want to know I did my best
Live my life with no regrets

Come on give it all you got
Don't give up no matter what

Life's too short to dream small

Chorus:
So dream big
you don't have to settle
dream big
don't ever give up
dream big
The sky's the limit

I don't want to think about
Getting down and dropping out
There's no shortcut, plug away
It'll all work out one day

May the most that you can dream
be the least that you achieve

Life's too short to dream small

Chorus (2x)

Kelly Left Me

Arm in arm, we walked on in
That's how I hoped, it would begin
By her side, where I belong
I felt like I could do no wrong

we moved and grooved, and didn't stop
til something changed, I don't know what
This should have been, my greatest day
But her attention was, 10 feet away

maybe this is overblown
but I felt so all alone
looks like I was outshown
in some way unbeknown
now I’m left here on my own

She left me for, some other guy
She left me there, all high and dry

Chorus:
This isn't over, isn't over
Not just yet
This isn't over, isn't over
You can bet

Kelly
Left the dance with him, not me
She left the dance with him, not me
She left the dance with him, not me

Like I said

Chorus (2x)

To be continued, be continued
Da da da
To be continued, be continued
Da da da
To be continued, be continued
Da da da
To be continued, be continued
Da da da

A.O.G.

Sitting all alone
No one else at home
Movement of the air
Is something I can hear

Ever since you left
I've been a dreadful mess
Where do I go now
Won't go back on my vow

I could choose to carry on pointlessly
Or I could make the choice to put it all behind me

Vapid endless days
Watching seasons change
I know there’s something more
Right outside the door

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I wanna slide down a mudslide
race up a hill
over and over
just for the thrill
I wanna float in the water
Eating clams while I go
Live like an otter
in borneo

Vapid endless days
Watching seasons change
na na na na naaaa
na na na na na naaaa

Chorus

The Possibilities are Endless

You can
Mix or match
Do this or that
Whatever you decide

Wear something loose
Or show off your caboose
You never need to hide

Pre-chorus:
To choose the path that's best for you
You're more than qualified

Chorus:
Let's go, let's go
What you waiting for?
Let's go, let's go
There's so much more in store
Let's go, let's go
Don't miss out on the score
The possibilities are endless

Go plaid or stripe
No matter your type
Try something untried

Be yourself
Just be yourself
The only one you really to have to please is you

Pre-chorus

Chorus

don't get off-track
and don't look back
always walk with pride

drive fast or slow
however you go
Just enjoy the ride

Pre-chorus

Chorus

The possibilities are endless (3x)

Mental Picture

I saw your picture
Now it’s a fixture
clogging up my mind

It's not a bad thing
that I feel chills
up and down my spine

Chorus:
I have this picture
a vivid mental picture
of you and me together
right now and forever

I saw your picture
some kind of mixture
of fantasy and real

you're all I think of
and all these feelings
that I can't conceal

Chorus

you're looking back at me
I know that you can see
We will live as meant to me
happily I guarantee

Chorus

you're looking back at me
I know that you can see
We will live as meant to me
happily I guarantee

People Watching

Chorus:
Eating in peace
Better than a movie
Watching everybody go by
I’m people-watching
Watching all the people
Look at all the strangers I spy

Hey you, running so fast
why can't you exercise somewhere else?
Hey pal, with that selfie stick
you nearly stabbed that soccer mom
Hey man, leave the girl alone
Can't you see you're annoying her

Hey dude, you're blocking my view
Speed up, slow down, or tie your shoe
So I can see that girl in blue

Chorus

Hey miss, put the phone down
your kid is going the other way
Hey jimi, playing guitar
Wish I could hear that song you sing
Hey girl, looking overdue
put the donut down and get some fruit

Hey you, is your bird green or blue?
Can they be found outside the zoo
without me going to Timbuktu?

Chorus

Hey kid, in the Let It Be shirt
I got one just like that, too

Bored Together

I don’t need excitement
I don’t have to set the world on fire
I have no use for jet skis
'cause I just don't have that desire

Don’t try to take me dancing
or out to see the biggest ball of twine
Forget about your kayak
and do not make me wait in a line

Pre-chorus:
‘cause all I really want is just
to sit beside you on the couch
with music playing constantly
it’s all I really, really need
just hang with me all day until
the sun goes down and then some more
we never have to leave this space
with you this is my favorite place

Chorus:
Bored together
Bored with you
I like being bored together
Whenever I'm with you

You might as well tell me
That it’s too cold for a hike
I have no plans to do that
or to ever ride a bike

I might consider walking
If we’re not out for too long
You think I'll climb a mountain
You could never be more wrong

Pre-chorus

Chorus (2x)

My Friend the Firefly

Once upon a time
There was a little firefly
I ran in circles when I saw him
And never wondered why

Chorus:
Light up the sky
My friend the firefly
Light up the sky
My little firefly

He flew around at night
with all his little friends
Those little shining flashlights
amused me to no end

Chorus

every day was fun
'cause we were playing in the sun
But what I liked the most,
it wasn't even close
When the sun went down
my friends came back around
A thousand tiny hugs
from those little lightning bugs

The end of summer came
and they came back no more
my brother said they died
but I’m not really sure

Chorus

Wicked Good Pizza

Driving down the street
and it’s not too far away
Whoa oh, oh oh oh
Pass wood estates
like you do every day
Whoa oh, oh oh oh

see the little store that's
been empty for so long
Whoa oh, oh oh oh
sold Halloween goods
now its character is gone
Whoa oh, oh oh oh

Chorus:
It’s wicked good, whoa oh oh
When you’re hungry
It’s wicked good, whoa oh oh
On a Friday night
It’s wicked good
When you have a party to feed
It’s wicked good, whoa oh oh
When it’s pizza that you need

Tiogue ave, Nooseneck Hill
are known as route 3
Whoa oh, oh oh oh
acres of land for you
if 2.2 is what you need
Whoa oh, oh oh oh

Kim takes the call
green and black sign
in the small parking lot
Kyle does it all

Chorus

It’s wicked good whoa oh oh, pizza (4x)

Jarring

jarring starring jarring starring jarring starring

I’m just trying to get some sleep
Please let me alone
You think you’re everything I want
you’re so very wrong

I could never love someone
who isn’t even real
The pain that I wake up with
takes all day to heal

Chorus:
It's jarring
What you're doing to me
Quit starring
In my dreams haunting me
You’re a phantom
Can’t you just let me be

If only you existed
when I’m wide awake
I could have a morning
when my heart didn’t break

Chorus

I dread when night comes
‘cause it starts again
It’s wondrous til the morning
Then it comes to an end

I’d rather have nightmares
than wake up disappointed

Chorus

I’d rather have nightmares
than wake up disappointed

I’d rather have nightmares
than wake up disappointed

Suzette the Housemaid

You sweep all the floors
and scrub down the walls
You never complain

You clean all the laundry
down by the river
even in the rain

Dear housemaid, sweet Suzette

You clean out the ashes
and light all the fires
every single day

You polish the silver
and haul up the water
for almost no pay

Dear housemaid, sweet Suzette, you are

Chorus:
Summoned to appear before me
I hope soon you will adore me
Fairest girl I’ve ever seen
Drop your mop and be my queen
Sit beside me on your throne
All of this will be your own
Housemaid, you will be no longer
You, I will forever honor

If you just say yes (3x)

Please reconsider
my genuine offer
to leave this all behind

To have and to hold you
I promise forever
if you say you’ll be mine

Chorus (2x)

If you just say yes (3x)

Lost at Sea

I'm lost at sea
Just the ocean and me
It's not exactly where I wanna be
Might be speaking
metaphorically
but I’m lost at sea

I wish you knew
What so few do
The fins are circling
and I'm almost through
It's really scary
how much I miss you
but I’m lost at sea

take what you want
but just keep in mind

Chorus:
I need a rescue operation
to put off my culmination
someone throw me a floatation
asap
I need a rescue operation
'cause by my calculation
and empirical observation
you'll soon miss me

I'm lost at sea
Just between you and me
The reaper's coming
and I'd much rather be
(with you!)
arm in arm
walking aimlessly
but I’m lost at sea

I don't see no life preserver
What do I do now?
I'm going down
The pain is real
I'm done for anyhow

Chorus

Reflection in the Window

Chorus:
I saw her reflection in the window
I found a way to stare at her
As long as we stayed where we were
I saw her reflection in the window
I know she’ll stay oblivious
Until it's time to leave the bus

She’s just playing on her phone
Reading mail, or who knows what
Possibly a video
She can’t see me

one seat over, one behind
I see the night, and something more
She can’t escape these hungry eyes
I’m still watching

Chorus

She reaches down, pulls out a book
Puts her drink down next to her
Turns a page, and then another
Still can’t see me

She stretches out and looks around
Spots the window next to me
Thinks I'm looking right at her

I can
Look in one direction, see 2 different things (2x)

You don’t see me
I’m totally invisible
Any time you want me
I'll make myself available

Chorus (2x)

Frank Andrews

Frank Andrews, where are you?

Why did you do it, Mr. Andrews
Why did you take her toy?
Why do they blame me
It's not fair
I was an innocent boy

You spilled your milk and left the room
No dessert for you
I was drinking water
You should know that
Your words are just not true

Frank Andrews stand up
Frank Andrews sit down

Why weren't you able to follow directions
Don't roll your eyes at me
You're mistaken
Once again
Where's my apology?

Pre-chorus:
Accusations fly
It's maddening
I'm always blamed
For everything

Chorus:
It's like a jackhammer
To the brain
It's no surprise if I go insane
Memories come down on me like acid rain
Let me explain
That's not even my name

Trespassing is against the law
What were you doing there?
Couldn't be me 'cause
I was busy
Running from a bear

Frank Andrews stand up
Frank Andrews sit down

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Christmas Doesn't Have to End

Oh yeah, yes

I just wanna see one more special
I just wanna hear one more song
Sitting by the fire with santas on the mantle
I know that’s where I belong

Chorus:
Xmas doesn't have to end (there is something)
I would like to recommend (why don’t we all)
Keep the tree up all year round (and don’t ever)
Take the decorations down

there's no need to punish holiday cookies
what have they ever done to you?
there's really no harm to have them in January
February, March, and April, too

Chorus

Ornaments look so much better
On the tree than in a box
I wanna relive getting all the presents
Books and games and even socks

Chorus

let's all
be of good cheer
make it last the whole year

let's all
be of good cheer
make it last the ho-whole year

let's all
be of good cheer
make it last the ho-ho-whole year

Graduation Day

No, it's not just me they're praising
the last 4 years have been amazing
into the future we are gazing, gazing at what life may bring
we could do anything, that's what they told us
when we started freshman year

the time has come, it's graduation
and for some, it's liberation
find a job or serve our nation, or to a college orientation
now we're all grown up, stakes are higher,
make good choices, be aware

Chorus:
Good luck to all these bittersweet seniors
Wear your cap and gown and go
Get your diploma, this is what you worked for
Time to put on a show

We're already reminiscing
about the times we'll soon be missing
let's stay in touch, no fluctuating, hesitating, or debating
we end today with this quotation, quoth a raven, 'never fear'
memories we hold so dear,
here, there, and everywhere

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Wondering where the time went
Wondering what it all meant
Look at all that time we spent
To get to this momentous end

Chorus

Kelly Picked Me

Word around school
Made its way to me
There’s a new girl here
that I just gotta see

All the other guys
won’t leave her alone
she doesn’t seem to mind
to go out on her own

She showed just enough skin to look incredible
And wore just enough clothes to be respectable

She could have her pick of
Any guy at school
She turned down every offer
But still she made 'em drool

I came up with a plan
That almost had no chance
Maybe she would go with me
To the homecoming dance

And much to everyone’s surprise
No one could believe their own eyes

Chorus:
Kelly picked me
She’s the one you pine for
The one you live for
The one you’d die for

Chorus:

Kelly picked (2x)

Kelly picked me
Gonna raise a flag
So everyone can see

Kelly picked me
Gonna put these words
On the old marquee
Kelly picked me

Kelly picked (6x)

Stonehenge

We had tools
We’re Neolithic
And had no rules

No written language
That much is true
But we were giants
Compared to you

I carried boulders
Over my shoulders
I picked up trees
Like you pick up keys

Chorus:
30-ton stones ain’t nothing to me
You'd need some heavy machinery

Our sand castles
Got washed away
We’d try again
Another day

I wanted something
More permanent
The land up north
Is where we went

I carried boulders
Over my shoulders
I could move a mountain
Any time I wanted

Chorus (2x)

I built a new castle
It was meant to last
We called it Stonehenge
still unsurpassed

We had the brute strength of
Rosie the riveter
5000 years and counting
Millions of visitors

I carried boulders
Over my shoulders
We were gargantuan
And had no fear of anyone

Chorus (3x)

Leave It to the Universe

Should I stay
Should I go
I don't know
Someone tell me what to do

Do I move
Or maybe wait
And vacillate
Oh if I just only knew

Chorus:
Should I
Leave it to the universe
To decide my way from here
Leave it to the universe
Because I'm too confused
to pick which way to steer
Leave it to the universe
To sort it out and make it right
Leave it to the universe
Because I know I can’t
make up my own mind

I could fly
Away to school or
Stay close by

Red or white or
Black or blue
Or hunter green

Chorus

I met her on the way home
We got on so famously
She went her way, I went mine
I know where to find her
She knows how to find me

I could go and see her
Any time I want
Or she could do the same to me

Maybe I’ll just wait
And hope we meet again
Then I know it’s meant to be

Should I
Leave it to the universe
To decide my way from here
Leave it to the universe
Because I'm too confused
To pick which way to steer

She Knows She Has

He’s never really there
Whenever they come near
They talk and talk but he’s not really listening

It happens every day
When people come his way
He looks engaged but he checked out 5 minutes ago

He seems to wait for one
Who doesn't always come
But when she does he lights up like a fireball

What goes on with those 2
She gets him through and through
They act like they're the only ones left in the world

Chorus:
She knows just what to say
She knows just what to do
She knows everything he likes
She has just what it takes
She has everything he needs
She knows she has to be aware
That when she's there he walks on air

He has more fun around
Whenever she's in town
She wakes up early and drives for hours just to see him

Jupiter adjusted its orbit
Saturn shifted a little to the right
Mercury quickly relocated
Neptune dashed through the night

The others followed their lead
'Cause it was time to intercede
Those two didn’t mind
That the planets were aligned

Chorus

The secret we all know
This was no cameo
She has no plans of ever leaving him again

Chorus

The Pope Song

Chorus:
Every place should look like this
Every place should feel like this
Every place should be like this

Thought I'd catch a glimpse
Down at the Vatican
It wasn't Wednesday
I'd need another plan

I heard he went next
To the colosseum
I went to look around
And still I didn't see him

Thought I saw him on the street
He was petting strays
At Torre Argentina
I must have been in a daze

Chorus

Staring at the oculus
In the pantheon
I saw him peering down
But I was too far gone

I sought my remedy
In the form of nourishment
Pizza would do nicely
So very very nicely

Ole Jorge

Grapes on the vine
Paintings on the walls
Lemons hanging down
My world right then was that margherita pizza
Delizioso and round

There was a tap upon my shoulder
It could have knocked me over
He points to my fallen napkin
This was no papal apparition
It was instant recognition
Sitting all alone
And sitting next to me
The pope was eating pizza, comiendo pizza,
Mangiando pizza
Ole Jorge

Chorus

I Won the Lottery

I won the lottery
When she belonged to me,
Just a commoner
And I belonged to her

Never stopped talking
Never went walking

Her smile absolutely drew me in
I wasn't goin' anywhere
Didn't know if we'd meet again
So I couldn't let this one end

Chorus:
I won the lottery
When she talked to me
She didn't have to
Didn’t have to stay
She didn't go
Didn’t go away
She just stayed right by my side and never tried to run or hide

She bought what I was selling
It was so easy because
I sold her what I was
Could it last, would it last?
There was no telling

Never stopped talking
Never went walking

From a distance,
Wasn’t very practical
But looking back now
Not altogether radical

Chorus

There was no pressure
No expectation
Just lots of laughter
And conversation

Chorus

The Felonious Monk

Some of them took a vow of silence
He wore a robe with a roomy hood
And swore to god that there was gonna be some violence

There was a job he had to do
The book was out and he was afraid
that others soon, would surely read it through

Among them sat this felonious monk
And his mastery of the labyrinth
Was security to render him untouchable

Surrounded by countless walls of books
Disoriented followers
And made the chase impossible

Deep in the abbey…. where nobody goes
There was an echo… of his twisted scheme
He killed them all…. in the name of the rose
He killed them all in the name of the rose

Chorus:
Thought he was smarter
Than everyone else
Thought he knew better
Than all the rest
Kept out as evil
Was comedy
He killed them all in the name of the rose
He killed them all in the name of the rose

A brother on the run
Did it all without a gun
Did it all without his eyes
3 days for the abbey’s demise

It was a maze
Where no one prays
The final phase
Would go up in a blaze

Chorus

He killed them all in the name of the rose
He killed them all in the name of the rose
He killed them all in the name of the rose
Deep in the abbey where nobody goes
He killed them all in the name of the rose

The monastery mystery
Of the murderous medieval monk

Snowball Baseball

Middle of winter
Cabin fever’s creeping in
There’s no end to the snow
Don’t know when it will end

Then along comes a day
It’s clear it doesn’t belong
Better not waste it
'Cause that would just be wrong

Chorus:
Hear the crack of the bat
Feel the snow on your face
You think you just launched one
Into outer space

No jacket required
But still see mounds of snow
Grab a Louisville slugger
And you’re ready to go

No need for a baseball
It’s not what you’re gonna throw
Just put on some warm gloves
And make 20 balls of snow

Chorus

A solid hit and the ball explodes
It gets in your eyes and maybe up your nose
No need to run
The ball just disintegrates
Don’t pay no attention
To the snow you just ate

Chorus

Mama Gets No Change

Chorus:
I have dreams where everything, is not quite as it seems
Toss and turn all night until, the sound of horrid screams

That kid Robbie is the bane of my existence
Can't wait til summer's over and I can say good riddance
Maybe he'll move away
He runs to the street waving his hand
I pull my truck over to see what he has planned
It always starts that way

I could run him over (you’d get caught)
Parents are watching (probably)

He points to the crunch bar and then to the snow cone
He can't decide, I'm wasting gas, and really want to get home
I hope he picks today
He settles on the drumstick and stacks up his money
He knocks the pennies to the floor and thinks it's pretty funny
The kid is gonna pay

Chorus

The last day of summer, has arrived
Robbie’s coming toward me, waving a 5

An idea forms (better rethink this)
A little revenge (this won’t end well)

Chorus

10 minutes later he chooses a screwball
My plan surely won't be proper protocol
He hands me his dough
I give him what he wants and get ready to leave
He’s still there, his hand is out, like he’s holding peas
He really should just go

I find it funny, the looks that we exchange
I smile and tell him, sorry, but mama… gets no change

I drive away (don’t look back)
See you next year (ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Chorus (2x)

Not A Word

Yesternight (2x)

It started nice
And was kind of fun
The board's filling up
We were nearly done

The match is close
But I'm slightly behind
The outcome is certain
I'm about to resign

I was looking at nothing
Or so I thought
Was this really a word?
I must have forgot

And then I saw
Staring back at me
Come on and do it
Just add on to it
My 11-letter offering
That legendary clobbering

Chorus:
And then she said
Not a word
Did I hear?
Yeah, I heard
It just can’t be
Or so, I inferred
Her silent glare said
Not a word

It's checkmate
You can’t catch me now
It's a triple word score
Of that I am sure
It's checkmate
I'm unbeatable now
There's no need to whine
You'll do better next time

Chorus (2x)

Yesternight (6x)

Risky Proposition

It’s a risky….. proposition
When you tell her… that you’re done fishin'
And you’re wishin….that she loves you, too

Don't you worry…. 'bout any competition
You should know now…..trust your intuition
This is no audition…. good luck to you

You don’t wanna fail 'cause that’s a drag
You can’t put the cat back in the bag

If you're having doubts….a bad premonition
You could put yourself…. in a tough position
A public exhibition….is what you don't want to do

Gotta pick your spot…. be a good tactician
Careful planning….. is the definition
This proposition… she won’t soon forget

You don’t wanna fail 'cause that’s a drag
You can’t put the cat back in the bag

Chorus:
If things don’t go just as you planned
You'll want to try to bury your head in the sand
Her wish will become your every command
To get on with your life you will need a hand

Unless you soft-spoke, she didn’t hear it
An online comment… that you deleted
Or over email… and you recalled it
You can plainly see it might be serendipity

Just one more thing…. With your permission
This advice was free…. On only 1 condition
Make it your mission… to be honest and true

Chorus

Write It Down

Let the words out
Let them all come out
I really want to read what you have to say

It’s really not fair you’re not a millionaire
Tell us all your stories
You gotta start today

Chorus:
Write it down
Every day
Write it down
Don’t delay

Write it down (4x)

Set aside some time
It's not a victimless crime
Start your fingers typing now and take your shot

We lie in wait to see the world that you create
Take a big swing
Cut that Gordian knot

The simplest way is not to try
Not to think
Not to fly

The easiest path ain't the road not taken
A true vocation
Will be forsaken

Chorus (2x)

Write it down (4x)

You Don't See Me

You don’t see me
I'm standing right in front of you
I'm the one that's always
Happy to see you

You don’t see me
I’m totally invisible
Any time you want me
I'll make myself available

Chorus:
You're gonna wake up one day
And find that I've moved far away
You're gonna want me by your side
It’s much too late, you’ve been denied

You don’t see me
You say you wanna just be friends
That’s ok, but don’t forget
I may never ask again

You don’t see me
Go and take another glance
You might find what you're looking for
If you only take a chance

Chorus (2x)

Do you wonder where
The nice guys are
'Cause they're not here
Do you remember when
You said to one
Let's just be friends
That was himYou don’t see me
I'm standing right in front of you
I'm the one that's always
Happy to see you

You don’t see me
I’m totally invisible
Any time you want me
I'll make myself available

Chorus:
You're gonna wake up one day
And find that I've moved far away
You're gonna want me by your side
It’s much too late, you’ve been denied

You don’t see me
You say you wanna just be friends
That’s ok, but don’t forget
I may never ask again

You don’t see me
Go and take another glance
You might find what you're looking for
If you only take a chance

Chorus (2x)

Do you wonder where
The nice guys are
'Cause they're not here
Do you remember when
You said to one
Let's just be friends
That was him

Chorus
You don’t see me
I'm standing right in front of you
I'm the one that's always
Happy to see you

You don’t see me
I’m totally invisible
Any time you want me
I'll make myself available

Chorus:
You're gonna wake up one day
And find that I've moved far away
You're gonna want me by your side
It’s much too late, you’ve been denied

You don’t see me
You say you wanna just be friends
That’s ok, but don’t forget
I may never ask again

You don’t see me
Go and take another glance
You might find what you're looking for
If you only take a chance

Chorus (2x)

Do you wonder where
The nice guys are
'Cause they're not here
Do you remember when
You said to one
Let's just be friends
That was him

Chorus:
You don’t see me
I'm standing right in front of you
I'm the one that's always
Happy to see you

You don’t see me
I’m totally invisible
Any time you want me
I'll make myself available

Chorus:
You're gonna wake up one day
And find that I've moved far away
You're gonna want me by your side
It’s much too late, you’ve been denied

You don’t see me
You say you wanna just be friends
That’s ok, but don’t forget
I may never ask again

You don’t see me
Go and take another glance
You might find what you're looking for
If you only take a chance

Chorus (2x)

Do you wonder where
The nice guys are
'Cause they're not here
Do you remember when
You said to one
Let's just be friends
That was him

Chorus

Cooler Than Cool

It's cooler than cool
When the sun goes down
It's cooler than cool
When you come around

It's cooler than cool
When you look at me
Or when you talk to me
This I guarantee

Chorus:
I think you know
I know you know
The point I'm trying to get across
Is all mashed up like apple sauce
I think you know
I hope you know
What I'm trying to say to you
Makes me turn from red to blue

It’s sadder than sad When it rains all day
It’s sadder than sad
When you go away

It’s sadder than sad When my car won’t start
I feel it in my heart
it means that we’re apart

Chorus

Sometimes the day, goes my way
Others it arrives, d.o.a.
Very soon there'll be another
And you know… hey
Everything is gonna be, a-ok

Chorus

Eddie Vedder Christmas Sweater

Oh yeah, yes

Christmas is here
It's finally here
Seems like it took a lot more than a year

I've been so good
Well, mostly very good
I may have slipped up once or twice
I'm sure he understood

I heard the reindeer land
Just as I had planned
My list was single spaced
I think he'll need a hand

Chorus:
I'm gonna wear my ugly sweater
Listen to songs by eddie vedder
there won't be a day that's any better
I'm gonna remember it all forever

Relatives are coming
I'm about to start running
Gonna be a big deal
Gonna have a big meal
Desserts will be piled higher than me
I can't wait to see what's under that tree
I'm not gonna sit still
I'm not gonna calm down
Even when I'm stuffed and trying to watch
Rudolph, the Grinch, and Charlie brown
Just in case you haven't guessed
It's my favorite day of the year
I know just what I'm gonna do

Chorus (2x)

I Want Everything For Christmas

Chorus:
I want everything for Christmas
I want everything for Christmas
I want things that won't fit in a box
I want things that elves can’t build in shops

I can see that tis the season
But I don't need a reason
To want the things I want
I wanna share them with the world
With every boy and every girl

Chorus

I want peace and joy and love
And friendship everywhere
When I walk around I wanna see
All the people share and care

I want everything for Christmas
I want everything for Christmas

Yeah, it sounds old fashioned
To wanna see, more compassion
I look around and see a lotta stress
Let’s replace it with more happiness

Chorus

There’s just one gift that’s all for me
The rest, I’ll share worldwide
We’ll have laughter ever after
I want you forever by my side

Chorus

I Want Everything For Christmas (5x)

Waved To Me

I'm bored and got nothing to do
The day is young and so am I
The TV's off and the cat's asleep
I gotta go hang out under the sky

The door is open and I fly through
The sun and wind are calling my name
The birds are singing a special song
I gotta feeling, this is no game

Chorus:
I'm on the street and what did I see
I saw my friend and she waved to me
She said, Hey! Come on over. I'm almost done.
I jumped right up and began to run

This day has been one of the best
I feel like I am ready to roar
I'm done and so is the day
I hope to get a million more

Chorus

Chorus

I began to run (6x)

I Want To Go Back In Time

It was so much easier way back then
There were no demands and the days wouldn't end
I was tossed in the air and never came down
You could see on my face was an upside down frown

Chorus:
I want to go back, back in time
I want to go back in time
I want to be nicer to a teacher or 2
Maybe even held the hand of cindy lou

I want to go back in time again
There's a void from back then that I got to fill
I want to try to maybe be a better friend
I know I can't do it, but I like to pretend

I want to go back, back in time
I want to go back in time
I want to be nicer to a teacher or 2
Maybe even held the hand of cindy lou

You got to run down to 1st base
I skipped down to 1st base
You got to walk through the halls
I danced through the halls
You got to go to bed early
I never went to bed early
I liked to skip and dance and stay up late

Laughing all the way-ay!
Laughing every day-ay!
I did what I want and I'll do it again
If can go back in time

The hardest thing I had to do all day
Was draw a picture and go out and play

Chorus

As A Box of Hammers

You work with numbers
Til you see red
The wheel's still spinning
But the hamster's dead

You sit on the tv and watch the couch
You're a 3-sided square, but you ain't no slouch
The crowds close in when you walk by
There's a talking rock that they want you to buy

Chorus:
You hide behind your calculator
Thinking a tiger is an alligator
You always say you’ll see me later
Not if I see you first

If you spoke your mind
Then you'd be speechless
Showing everybody
It's your greatest weakness

You let little kids do all your thinking
Counting the seconds til you'll be drinking
You had no idea what you were seeing
Good sense sadly once there, now fleeing

Chorus

Now you're about as dumb
As a box of hammers
A bag of socks
A sack of bird seed
A box of rocks,
Which always talks
When you are lonely,
The one and only
Woman whose judgment
Is all but gone

Chorus (2x)

You're So Random

I like when we go for walks
And I like all your funny socks
The movie was fun and the pizza was great
No, I didn't know that Maine was the 23rd state

Thanks for saving my seat on the train
We got wet, but who cares, walking home in the rain
What do you feel like doing tomorrow?
The god of poems, really? You say it’s Apollo?

That's pretty random
You're pretty random

Playing monkey in the middle when the monkey’s my dog
Laughing like the time you tripped and fell on a frog
Hey come here and let me share your lemonade
I don’t care who your teacher was in 2nd grade

That's really random
You're really random

You always change the subject
You say the craziest thing
You say the nuttiest thing
Stick to the subject
I’m losing patience
I think I’ve had enough
Good for your cat, who you taught to play dead

That's just so random
You're just so random

You've gone away, but I can say
I still go for walks and have those talks every day
It's not the same
Yeah, it's kind of lame
It's predictable and boring and you know what else?
It’s just not random

I miss your random…ness
I miss your random...osity
I miss your random nights with me
Bring back those random, things you say
Bring back those random, games we play
Just hurry back

Oh did I tell you?
When I was 4
I accidentally slammed
My sister’s nose in the door

You are so random
You're really random

Telefunken

No cars in sight
Nowhere like it around
Walk down the street
And you could nearly drown

It's bridge after bridge
In this crazy locale
You look right and left
And everywhere a canal

More gelato and pizza
No complaining from me
Then we sit down to watch
The telefunken tv

The Doge's palace
With the golden ceiling
Makes Piazza San Marco
Look so bloody appealing

The building façades
Look like they’re falling apart
It only adds to the charm
Like some priceless art

More gelato and pizza
No complaining from me
Then we sit down to watch
The telefunken tv

Walking around all day
Trying to find our way back
Navigating the maze
Before it gets black

More gelato and pizza
No complaining from me
Then we sit down to watch
The telefunken tv

More gelato and pizza
No complaining from me
Then we sit down to watch

More gelato and pizza
No complaining from me

More gelato and pizza

Sparkle Like An Angel

I can see that you're sitting here all alone
So I waited til you closed your book
I, I-I-I didn't want to disturb you,
Oh that's great. I'd love to sit.
Don't be ashamed. I really like your name.
It's nice to meet you, too.

I've yet to see your smile
And I bet it’s pretty great
No, don’t do it yet, I still haven't earned it.
Oh sorry for staring, it could not be helped,
You sparkle like an angel and it took my breath away
And there's the smile, and now I return it

That giiiiiiiiirl that I can’t live without
Will be miiiiiine, oh no, there is no doubt

You don't know why I'm smiling?
I was right. I was right. I was right. I was right.
Now I see your smile and it melted my heart
My poor heart didn’t stand a chance

I just can't look away, that makes me wanna say
Your eyes are irresistibly perfect
Because I know they're looking right at me

I really do have to be somewhere else
But the world won't end if I don't show up
All I want to do is keep talking to you
If I leave alone I know that I won’t
Eat or sleep and all I'll do
Is think and think and think of you

That giiiiiiiiirl that I can’t live without
Will sooooooone be mine, there is no doubt
That giiiiiiiiirl that I can’t live without
Will sooooooone be mine, there is no doubt

So I'll put off leaving as long as I can
You know I'd love to walk you home
Nothing would be better and that’s a fact
With your hand in mine
I hope you don't mind
If we take the long way back

That giiiiiiiiirl that I can’t live without
Is miiiiiine, oh no, there is no doubt
That giiiiiiiiirl that I can’t live without
Is miiiiiine, oh no, there is no doubt
That giiiiiiiiirl that I can’t live without
Is miiiiiine, oh no, there is no doubt

Don't Leave

Chorus:
Don't leave
Baby, just don't leave
Don't go away
Just stay right here
Don't leave
Come on, just don't leave
Why won’t you stay
Right here with me

I doubt you really have to go
This means the world to me you know

Can’t you just stay a little more
Before you walk on out the door

Please don’t leave right now
Getting over it, I don’t know how

Chorus

I know you’re having fun here, too
Right here right now just me and you

I'm just not ready to say goodbye
And I don't even wanna try

If you need to leave right now
I'll deal with it somehow

Chorus (2x)

Don't leave

Don't go

Yarden In My Garden

Where is the sun
Where is the rain
We're dying here
Wasting away

We need some help
And we need it now
To wilt away like this
We just can't allow

The wind is whistling
Something’s happening
The leaves on the trees
Sound like they’re clapping

The wind has shifted
And despair has lifted
Our hopes are high
To our sorrows, goodbye

When I see Yarden in my garden
I know everything’s alright
Birds start singing
Phones stop ringing
We start grooving, blooming, zooming

Then I yell it
And retell it
She can never leave
Brings us sunlight and the water
All the stuff we need

Lily’s laughing
Daisy’s dancing
Heather’s hopping
Jasmine’s jumping

When I see Yarden in my garden
I know everything’s alright
Birds start singing
Phones stop ringing
We start grooving, blooming, zooming

Then I yell it
And retell it
She can never leave
Brings us sunlight and the water
All the stuff we need

The Wrong Guy

You’re with the wrong guy
I can see it in your eyes
I can see your love’s a lie
'Cause, you’re with the wrong guy

Just scratch below the surface
Don't have to go too far
Your time with him will be a waste
And leave you with a scar

'Cause, you’re with the wrong guy
'Cause, you’re with the wrong guy

You think he’s pretty perfect
But he’s really pretty mean
You’re so blind and you still think
He treats you like a queen

He thinks he’s pretty sly
Just look him in the eye
And ask him where he was last night
Can you really see this working out?
Are his promises all filled with doubt?
Does his future make you want to shout?
Are you the only thing he can brag about?

The minute you turn away
He'll talk to your best friends
But in the wrong kind of way
'Cause, you’re with the wrong guy

He thinks he’s pretty sly
Just look him in the eye
And ask him where he was last night
Can you really see this working out?
Are his promises all filled with doubt?
Does his future make you want to shout?
Are you the only thing he can brag about?

'Cause, you’re with the wrong guy

I'm Not Even Sorry

She said she'd give me her number
But only if I watched her sing
I knew that could be a big problem
But I'd do just about anything

You see, I don't even have a license
And I don't even own a car
Doesn't matter 'cause I was still grounded
And the walk was just way too far

So I said goodnight soon after dinner
To go to my room and read
Then I quietly walked out the back door
And headed for my neighbor's tree

I know tonight's her bingo night
So I climbed up her maple tree
I went in through her unlocked window
And hunted til I found her key
Then I borrowed, not stole, but borrowed her car
And drove on over to the school
The show already started so I had to sneak in
It was worth breaking every rule

I'm not even sorry
Na na na na na na
I'm not even sorry
Na na na na na na

She saw me coming and reached for something
I came a little closer and she handed it to me
She saw me coming and reached for something
I came a little closer and she handed it to me
The rest is all a blur

I was then surrounded
All with looks to kill
My parents and the neighbor
Cops and the principal

They were really yelling
Pointing fingers at me
I'm not even sorry
I just got her number
They just kept on yelling
I just kept on smiling
I just kept on smiling
'Cause I'm not even sorry
I'm not even sorry
I'm not even sorry
I'm not even sorry

Attaboy

8 years was something
A lot better than nothing
We can't complain too much
That we didn't see him enough

He left too early
Memories get murky
We got out what we put in
We got out what we put in

Chorus:
He said attaboy
And I filled him with joy
But he never got to hear me sing
He said attaboy
When I played with a toy
Or did just about anything

He wasn't one of us
But he was there for us
Always so generous
Wasn’t hilarious
Nor gregarious
Yet what he meant to us
Just went unsaid

Chorus

What was his, was mine
He'd remind us every time
No matter what it was
He shared a lot of stuff

He said attaboy
And I filled him with joy
But he never got to hear me sing

He wasn't one of us
But he was there for us
Every single time

He wasn't one of us
But he was there for us
Every single time

He said attaboy (6x)

Basement Troll

I'm the basement troll
gonna take control
So you better not get in my way

I'm the basement troll
You won't ever see me
Just be glad I'm here
You have nothing to fear

I'm the basement troll
And I’m here for you
All that I require
Is all that I desire

You'll cook my dinner once a week
And leave it by the door
Don't even think to disobey
'Cause that I won't ignore

Just bake any 4-legged animal
At 500 for an hour
And don't forget, not even once
Or you I will devour

I'll balance your checkbook
And sweep the floor
I'll weed your garden
And a whole lot more

Take out the trash, and
Wash all the dishes
I'll check the kids’ homework
So don't be suspicious

I'm the basement troll
And I'm here to stay
You don't want to disagree
I'm from the haunted sea

You'll cook my dinner once a week
And leave it by the door
Don't even think to disobey
'Cause that I won't ignore

Just bake any 4-legged animal
At 500 for an hour
And don't forget, not even once
Or you I will devour

I'm the basement troll (3x)

Diabolical

She dented a car
And kicked a terrier
That’s not the worst thing she did

She burned down a house
And stole a wheelchair
During her trip to Madrid

She doesn’t see
That she’s to blame at all
She just goes on with her day

You point out the path
Of all she's trampled on
She looks the other way

Chorus:
You gotta listen
To what she says
It just ain't logical
Almost comical
She cries biological,
And not diabolical

Chorus

She tells little kids
That there's no santa claus
And laughs when they start to cry

She cuts down the swings
And pops the basketballs
Down at the junior high

I didn't do it
I didn't say it
I never went there
I didn't break it
But if I did it
I didn't mean to
I couldn't help it
It's in my gene pool

Chorus (2x)

She doesn't mean to be mean
But you should see what I've seen
She doesn't mean to be mean
But you should see what I've seen

Flippin' Out

You make me jump
You make me sing
For you I'll do most anything

When you walk by
I stop and stare
I can not breathe but I don't care

I don't know what
I'm gonna do
The one I can't talk to is you

I'm flippin' out
I'm flippin' in
Where did you go?
Where have you been?

Instead of sitting still
I'm doing layouts
Double and triple
I better tell you soon, before I become a cripple
Little by little

These aerials are killing me
The tucks and pikes I guarantee,
Will be the painful death of me
If I can't get you to agree

That you were meant for me
That you were meant for me
That you were meant for me
That you were meant for me

You make me jump
You make me sing
For you I'll do most anything

That you were meant for me
That you were meant for me

I'm flippin' out
I'm flippin' in
Where did you go?
Where have you been?

These aerials are killing me
The tucks and pikes I guarantee,
Will be the painful death of me
If I can't get you to agree

That you were meant for me
That you were meant for me
That you were meant for me
That you were meant for me

That you were meant for me
That you were meant for me

I'm flippin' out
I'm flippin' in
I'm flippin' out
C'mon

Worst Finale Ever (How I Met Your Mother)

How I met your mother
Got better and better and better
Til you, the writers, carter and craig
Wrote the worst finale ever

Admit you were high on sandwiches
Or did you write it after 2 a.m.
You should beg the actors to come back
And shoot it all again

Dead Wife’s Kidney
Mosbius designs
Pharma girls, slap bet
Crazy Eyes

Chorus:
We deserve so much better
Than the worst finale ever

Who wrote this finale? - Drunk or Kid
Who created this catastrophe
Who reached for brilliance for so long
But eventually settled for apathy

There are 5 words we bet you regret
Let's kill ted's new wife
Tracy was the one and only girl for him
You didn’t have to take her life

Dead Wife’s Kidney
Mosbius designs
Pharma girls, slap bet
Crazy Eyes

Chorus

We know you had a vision
That vision was short-sighted
Loyal viewers were insulted
You created your fictional characters
That we let into our lives
Your fiction affected our reality
But you didn’t care
Though we watched all 9 years
You just didn't care

We all watched as the characters mature
And the show matures with them
But you didn’t grow and failed to see
That most people cared
More about barney
And less about the mystery

This prince of Norway came around
He's your most developed character
But you went and threw him under the bus
His playbook was no more
All he wanted was robin
Together they were awesome

Chorus (2x)

Disappointed 5